This is... TWIZTED INSANITY
Made by the mad scientist himself!
You are about to accept the most intense beef jerky challenge he has ever created.
There are 3 levels to this challenge!!!
LEVEL 1 - Is... GHOST PEPPER blasted and combined with our devils reaper jerky along with a generous amount of 9.6 million shu PURE EVIL NON-EXTRACT Bringing LEVEL 1 in at just over 11million SHU
LEVEL 2 - Is... Our M&C's PEPPERS collaboration that gets you amped up making your mind wonder just how bad level 3 can be if level 2 is making you hurt the way it does! Compacted with over 20 different super hot pepper pods over our DEVILS REAPER but not before a healthy dose of PURE EVILS 9.6 MILLION NON - EXTRACT
Bringing LEVEL 2 in at a terrifying 12 MILLION SHU
LEVEL 3 - Is... What this challenge is all about! This 3rd level is just plain INSANITY!!! If you've made it this far... YOU HAVE ISSUES!!! and that's what we like! The MAD SCIENTIST brought out the big guns to create this 3rd level. Utilizing a blend of over 40 super hot pepper pods and again his very favorite lethal injection of PURE EVIL'S 13 MILLION SHU NON - EXTRACT Bringing LEVEL 3 up to over 14 MILLION SHU THE RULES:
1. Consume Level 1 in 2 minutes having Level 2 ready to go down the hatch at 2:00 mark! NO EXCEPTIONS!!
2. Consume Level 2 in 2 minutes having Level 3 ready to go down the hatch at 2:00 mark! NO EXCEPTIONS!!
3.Consume Level 3 in 2 minutes, and proceed to your 5 minute after burn, For no reason may you leave the cameras view at any time!! NO EXCEPTIONS!!
4. There is to be NOTHING consumed other than TWIZTED INSANITY from start to finish of this challenge!!!
FAILURE TO MEET CONSUMPTION TIME = FAIL
FAILURE TO CONSUME ALL 3 LEVELS = FAIL
FAILURE TO STAY IN CAMERA VIEW = FAIL
FAILURE TO LIVE OUT 5MIN AFTERBURN = FAIL
5. At the end yell out IM INSANE!!!!
All challenge videos are to be uploaded with link to www.twiztedjerky.com and hashtag of #TwiztedjerkyCo to be accepted for submission and honored in to THE MAD SCIENTISTS INSANE ASYLUM
BY CLICKING THE BUY NOW AND SUBMITTING PAYMENT YOU ARE RELANQUISHING ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO HOLD TWIZTED JERKY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY AND ALL SIDE EFFECTS FROM THE CUSUMTION OF SAID PRODUCT AND FOR NO REASON MAY YOU CONTEST THIS AGREEMENT!
THIS IS THE 3RD & FINAL CHALLENGE FOR NOW THAT IS, BEFORE YOU CHECK OUT MAKE SURE YOU HAVE PURCHASED THE 1ST & 2ND CHALLENGE ALREADY/NO SKIPPING!! FAILURE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS AGREEMENT WILL RESULT IN A LOSS ON YOUR END DUE TO A RESTOCKING FEE/PLEASE BE AWARE!